Raised deep within a labyrinthine cavern, I later ran with the wolves. For years, every moment came marinated in the scent of my game. But when the pirates landed, I was separated from my pack. Unaccustomed to my captors' speech, I watched and learned until I escaped!
Them's mean streets for a stranger like me, but some gypsies took me in, gave me a haven and an education. When every city seemed the same, a few of us traded the road for the sea where fortune found us ready. It delivered those pirates into my hands! Compensated with their wretched ship, I set sail for home, but the sea, she had other plans. (Jealous wench.)
Hobbies: Whittling with My Teeth, Gryphon flight, Twitter
Renown: Dread Pirate, Man Who Pinned Chuck Norris*
That or: my armchair's rocking-action is powered by matters epistemic, non-aggression, free-will, and poetry and I'm just here to think out loud and stuff.
* Thumb-wrestling